woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week,
company training session.
H er husband drives her to the airport and wishes
her to have a good
trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what
would you like me
to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport
and asks: "So,
how the trip was?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait
for nine months to
see if it is a girl!!!"